Courtney

It's kinda hard sometimes...

2002-11-15T22:35:09Z

It's kinda hard sometimes when you've sold your dead husband's private journals to the tune of $4 million dollars...almost makes you feel...um...cheap...and...uh...wrong?

Just Kidding!!! It's fuckin' great! Didn't have to do a goddamn bit of work, and I'll be keeping Donatella Versace busy for a fucking long time, if you know what I mean...and, um, it'll help with Frances's college fund, or whatever.

I, like, sooo rock.

courtney__love @ 2002-10-17T14:23:00

2002-10-17T19:33:29Z

So, fuckin' Liza Minelli has her own reality show now. I swear to fucking god that she looks like she's embalmed. And, like, Tito Jackson was the best man in her wedding...that shit's just *wrong*.

Why the fuck didn't VH1 make me a goddamn offer? I'm, like, so much hotter and more interesting than Liza's geriatric creepy ass.... Plus, I could use the $5 million. If I see that bitch, I swear to god I'm gonna spit on her. I would slap the shit out of her, but it might re-break her hip.

Note to self: Have agent propose reality show idea to the Lifetime network. Could be scheduled between Golden Girls and Designing Women...fucking brilliant.

courtney__love @ 2002-10-16T15:13:00

2002-10-16T19:40:25Z

So, like, I take 6 months off from this shit, and while I'm gone, Kathleen Hanna

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So, like, I take 6 months off from this shit, and while I'm gone, Kathleen Hanna <lj-user="kathleen_hanna"> turns into fuckin' Oprah Winfrey. When's your fucking bookclub coming out, Kathleen? Huh?

courtney__love @ 2002-04-18T16:04:00

2002-04-18T20:02:47Z

Fuckin' Robert Redford...turned on the fuckin' Sundance Channel the other night, hoping to find some compelling entertainment, and what the fuck was fuckin' playin'??? Fuckin' Kurt and Courtney. And it's fucking April, for god's sake. Talk about bad taste.

That movie's so fucking unfair. Really, who hasn't threatened an asshole journalist once in his or her life? Gwyneth fuckin' Paltrow does it all the fucking time, but no one's too keen on making a fucking movie about it...
And I'm sure that fuckin' Julie Andrews would come off lookin' like a bitch from hell if some asshole filmmaker interviewed all of her ex-nannies...I mean, fuck, you have to be firm with the domestic help. If you try to get all friendly with them, they start "borrowing" your fucking couture and bringing you under-brewed tea.

I am ever so fucking hot that even I can't believe it sometimes.

2002-04-15T12:53:47Z

I fuckin' love my tits. What can I say?
(If you are not properly impressed, take note that I am not wearing any sort of bra in this picture.)

courtney__love @ 2002-04-15T08:15:00

2002-04-15T12:39:06Z

God, a girl takes a fuckin' mini-vacation, and look at what happens to her journal. Fuck.

BTW, I've got a stupid crush on someone...you know who you are, I think. OHMYFUCKINGGOD. Crushing on someone when you're 38 is sooo majorly pathetic. There should be a fuckin' rule or somethin'.

Fan Letter

2002-03-18T21:44:07Z

Hey there

I just found your journal from hole site. I don't really care if you're the real Courtney, just writing away... I just watched your bands unplugged gig after like years man and it's a good performance. I wish the fuckin reception was better cause I couldnt tape it very well. Anyway I just wanna say that today's music really fuckin sucks. It ll either be NU fuckin Bizkit metal or Dance Britney horseshit like that. Where the fuck is rock courtney? Remember like in the Late 80's early 90s motherfuckin era huh? where u just turned MTV on and it was full of Ugly Kid Jone, ALice in Chains, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soul Asylum, L7, Hole and other "REAL" bands of "REAL" fuckin rock music.
My question is WHERE THE FUCK IS ALL THIS NOW? hey im sick of watching all those teeny bopper poser music on TV, I want my rock back!!! You can do something about it cause you got the fuckin power to do that, so why don't you just write a new hole or i dont care how u gonna call it record... that will show what rules and what sucks! We need some rock Courtney. If you can, then pass my message to other "Rock Stars" like you. You guys need to save it. I have a band and we will change everything one day, we just need time. trust me. And then If i get the chance to go on MTV, i ll speak the fuckin truth. I know MTV sucks, but its the only way to make ppl wake up, cause of its huge world wide presence. Anyway If you got something to reply to me then do it , u got my word i wont post your replies to any zines or neither sell it anywhere, i might copy paste it to my personal Holefreak friends... Besides it would make their day wouldn it? :)

I hope u doin fine and leave Krist and Dave alone.
PS: u are fuckin hot. one day i ll fuck u

Dear Grunge Dude,
You're so fuckin' right about the state of music today. All the great bands seem to have faded away. But I wouldn't worry too much; things are gonna be turning around real soon, I can feel it.

Kisses,
Courtney

PS: Thanks for the compliment ;)

Like, whatever.

2002-03-18T18:59:16Z

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Which Era of Kathleen Hanna Are You?

I can't believe ratface has her own fuckin' quiz...she's so goddamn unfamous it's sad. The only fuckin' people who even know who the fuck she is are loser riot grrl live journal whores.

courtney__love @ 2002-03-05T21:58:00

2002-03-06T03:05:23Z

I've had a fuckin' crazy week....to many fuckin' movie deals in the works, man.
So, I'm sitting here listening to Zeppelin, smoking some mighty fine fuckin' weed (why does everyone in California have good drugs?), writing lyrics for the next Hole album. Having a Stevie Nicks moment. Goddamn.

I'm in such a fuckin' weird mood...an "I-wanna-make-harrassing-phonecalls" sort of mood....

*eyes rolodex naughtily*

This was too fuckin' good not to post: Interview with Ratface

2002-02-25T22:04:07Z

How about your previous live performances and tours? Best and worst experiences? Any interesting gig stories or anecdotes?

Kathleen: The weirdest show I ever played was with my former band Bikini Kill at CBGB's during which I barfed in my own mouth and had to eat it during a song, and then had my tampon fall out into my underwear and was forced to toss it off stage discreetly (lest the kids think it was feminist performance art). Also it felt like a piece of poop hitting me as I danced... Maybe that's too much information?
..............................
Like, oh my god, Kathleen! You are so fucking disgusting! And who the fuck has a cooch so loose that tampons fall out of it? Fuckin' slut!

courtney__love @ 2002-02-22T09:23:00

2002-02-22T14:22:11Z

Am I fuckin' hot, or what?

To do list

2002-02-19T19:58:30Z

1)Drop by Versace to get fitted for Oscar gown; get that little cunt shopgirl who sneers at me whenever I go there fired.
2)Get assistant to buy new guitar strings; practice.
3)Pedicure--feet are gross from barefoot desert yoga.
4)Hire new nanny.
5)Lunch with Eric.
6)Conference call with lawyer
7)Vodka tonic break!
8)Help Francis with her homework.
9)Dinner date with my boyfriend.

Mini Vacation

2002-02-17T23:22:44Z

Jim took me out to a little spa in the desert for the weekend. God, I really needed a break. Dave Grohl is such a pain in the fuckin' ass I can't believe it. Dave, just because you're talentless and really boring and ugly doesn't mean you have to harrass everyone who's better than you :)

Anyway, I had a fuckin' wicked awesome 2 days...did yoga while watching the sun rise, took advantage of the poolside open bar, watched hours of pay-per-view porn, had a lot of sex.

courtney__love @ 2002-02-13T17:58:00

2002-02-13T23:00:17Z

Fuck. Dave Grohl's (dave__grohl) fuckin' trifling ass has got me stressed the fuck out. I had to have three hours of shiatsu today, and my yoga teacher's coming over tonight. I don't know how the fuck I'm going to be able to meditate with that fucking greasy dwarf calling me every five fuckin' minutes. Hope he chokes on his fuckin' slushie.

Fuck, man, where's my incense? Maybe Francis has it...

If you're reading this Dave, fuck off.

2002-02-12T19:25:13Z

I'm gonna to have to get a restraining order against Dave mother' fuckin' Grohl, or block his cell number. Shit, he's called three times today already about our "legal situation." He can suck my fuckin' dick.
I mean for real, does he even deserve any of the Nirvana royalties? He was the fuckin' drummer. Not even the original fuckin' drummer. Did he write any of the songs? Hell no. Bastard. He should have known that one day he'd regret calling me Yoko behind my back. And I hope he's happy with that shitty little band of his, cuz it's the only one that's gonna be making him any money in his old age. Fucker.

Winona Ryder, man.

2002-02-11T13:57:04Z

Fuckin' Winona Ryder, man. Every time I see a story about her on the news it ruins my whole fucking day. Pisses me the fuck off how everyone's so damned shocked.
Like, "How could Winona be a klepto? How could Winona be addicted to Oxycontin? That's the sort of thing we expect of someone like...I dunno...Courtney Love, not Winona Ryder, America's sweetheart, the darling of Hollywood and indie filmmakers alike."
Fuck. It's really just another example of bitches trying to be me and failing miserably. I mean, I'm a fuckin' rock star, and all she does is fuck rock stars. It's not the same thing at all. I was shoplifting when I was fuckin' thirteen years old. Doing it when you're, like, thirty is pretty fuckin' sad. And fuck, Winona, if you want to take smack, at least take the real thing, not that hillbilly shit. That's just fucking tacky. She soooo wants to be me it's not even funny. Yeah, I'd always see her at parties whorin' around with fucking Gwyneth, and both those skinny bitches were scared of me, and now she's, like going to court for drugs and stealing dresses...it's fucking great.

courtney__love @ 2002-02-07T18:18:00

2002-02-07T23:19:20Z

Hey, I'm new here, and I just wanted to say fuck all of you.
Thanks.